Africa Pun...

Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, 'Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!'

Deep breath ... 'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!'

and so it does ... 'A f r i c a n Elephant'

Hooked on phonics Ain't it wonderful?